Brain Buster
The boss walks up to you and says, "You're pretty smart, right?" The correct response is:
a) Yes
b) Compared to that trash can, yes
c) Compared to you, yes
d) Compared to you, that trash can is smart
e) There's smarter shit than you decomposing in the bottom of that trash can
f) All of the above
Comments
Ill be thinking about these every time I see the boss - and wishing I was gutsy/mean enough to use one - maybe when I resign (dream) Ill use something along the lines of option e)
:)