Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Dec 3, 2008 at 6:41 PM
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I swear, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

Stupid Man: I usually buy the 3 liter bottles. I want to buy the 4 liter bottles.
Me: Yes?
Stupid Man: How much more is in that?

Stupid Kid: I want to buy this keg of Blue Moon Belgian White.
Nice Lady: Have you ever tried it with an orange slice in it? It's delicious.
Stupid Kid: Uhhh, how do you get the orange in the keg?

Stupid Lady: Do you carry the Neederburg Stein?
Me: No, ma'am, we only carry the Neederburg Pinotage.
Stupid Lady: Oh, so you don't have the Stein?
Me: No, ma'am, we only carry the Neederburg Pinotage.
Stupid Lady: Hrm. Do you have any of the Stein in the back?

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haha! and that's JUST where you work. people are such maroons, gotta love working with the public. well, no you don't have to, either.

ha ha ha! maybe I'll post one of these too from my world - there are some really annoyingly stupid people out there, huh?

Re: the stupid lady, she proceeded to walk up front and corner the cashier and ask him if we carried the Neederburg Stein. Sadly, we're not supposed to stab the customers with corkscrews. Upper management frowns upon it.

Really? OMG, I do not have a tolerance for dumbasses like that.

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

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