I’ve been in this hell-hole since 6:30 this morning. I’ll be here until 7 tonight. The closest I’ll get to fresh air is taking the trash to the dumpster that overlooks the drainage pond next to the interstate.
So, please, for the love of all that is holy, DO NOT SAY “ISN’T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE???” I will want to do something to you that will involve a corkscrew, and it will be quite painful.
