Me: Hi, Delenn. I had a terrible day. How was yours?
Kitteh: {purrs}
Me: {cries}
Kitteh: {purrs louder}
Me: {sobs}
Kitteh: {purrs even louder}
Me: {wipes tears on cat}
Kitteh: {purrs louder still, head butts for kisses}
Me: {smiles, pours another glass of bubbly}
This is me at work. I'm supposed to solve problems--yours and everyone else's, simultaneously. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, do your fucking job.
xoxo
Miss P
P.S. It's really hard to have a serious discussion with you about your perceived injustices in the workplace when all I really want to do is grab a Handiwipe, scrub your face with it, and redo your makeup.
xoxo
Miss P
P.S. It's really hard to have a serious discussion with you about your perceived injustices in the workplace when all I really want to do is grab a Handiwipe, scrub your face with it, and redo your makeup.
