The boss walks up to you and says, "You're pretty smart, right?" The correct response is:
a) Yes
b) Compared to that trash can, yes
c) Compared to you, yes
d) Compared to you, that trash can is smart
e) There's smarter shit than you decomposing in the bottom of that trash can
f) All of the above
I knew I had bigger cojones than the men I work with. We all knew it. But I didn't realise quite how ball-less they are until they all cowered whilst I carried the 3 foot long snake out of the store.
