I swear, I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.
Stupid Man: I usually buy the 3 liter bottles. I want to buy the 4 liter bottles.
Me: Yes?
Stupid Man: How much more is in that?
Stupid Kid: I want to buy this keg of Blue Moon Belgian White.
Nice Lady: Have you ever tried it with an orange slice in it? It's delicious.
Stupid Kid: Uhhh, how do you get the orange in the keg?
Stupid Lady: Do you carry the Neederburg Stein?
Me: No, ma'am, we only carry the Neederburg Pinotage.
Stupid Lady: Oh, so you don't have the Stein?
Me: No, ma'am, we only carry the Neederburg Pinotage.
Stupid Lady: Hrm. Do you have any of the Stein in the back?
